What is marketing?"

- You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You approach her and say, "I'm

fantastic in bed." That's Direct Marketing.

- You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One

of your friends approaches her, points at you and says, "He's fantastic

in bed." That's Advertising.

- You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You approach her and get her

telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in

bed." That's Telemarketing.

- You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten

your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for

her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say,

"By the way, I'm fantastic in bed." That's Public Relations.

- You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and

says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed." That's Brand Recognition.